Happy get Your Head out of your ass day!

It's official, today is Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass day.
Hopefully it is a just a day or a week. Please DON'T let it be an entire year!
I have decided that every conversation I have I am going to ask the person where their head is? Up their ass? or on their shoulders?
"hi Can I help you?"
"Um that depends, is your head up your ass or on your shoulders?:
Catchy isn't it?
My day today I spent talking to people who's heads were so far up their ass that I am surprised I could hear their muffled ass voices.
Like child support, oh wonderful Illinois child support. How I despise you and everything you DON'T do.
Talked to them about the paternity option they are giving my daughter's "sperm donor".
There shouldn't be an option to question paternity because he signed a waiver of acknowledgement of paternity. Meaning he admitted he was in fact the piece of crap that donated the sperm for my lovely child.
He doesn't have the right to question it now.
So I asked them how do we get a copy of this form?
They reply "I don't know" Um ok then who would know?
They reply with their heads up their ass "We should have that on file but we don't have it. Do you know if we had it when you first filed?"
That was 14 YEARS ago dipshit, why don't YOU tell me?
Their response "well if he filled out the waiver, why did you fill out the paternity form?"
Um cause you gave it to me and told me to fill it out. So I did.
"Well because you filled that out, now he can question paternity. You shouldn't have filled it out."
Ok shit for brains, if I wasn't supposed to fill it out why did you hand it to me and tell me to fill it out. AND when I questioned WHY I had to fill it out, why did you tell me I had to have that form filled out to proceed? And now why are you telling me I was wrong to listen to YOUR instructions?
Oh yea that's right because your head is up your ass where it has permanently been for 14 years or more.

Then get off the phone with that dipshit and go to the bank to get money off of my visa card and put it in my bank account.
Again I should have questioned where the tellers head was but like a fool, I didn't. Who knows, maybe MY head is up my ass for not asking them.
While standing in line I realize that I don't have my ID on me. The lady greets me and I tell her I have to take money off of this card and put it in my bank account but I DO NOT HAVE MY ID on me. Can I still do that?
She says "Yes of course. How much do you want to take off this card?"
I tell her the amount, She walks over to her little machine. Puts in the advance amount. Comes back and says ok I need to see your ID. I tell her AGAIN, I do not have it remember? She says oh well then I cant do it.
Ok that is fine. I expected it.
She then told me she already took the money off of the card. WHAT?
But she would refund it and it should be there immediately.
OK fine.
Walk over to the ATM and it isn't there. Figured I probably have to give it a few minutes at least so I will come back later.
8 hours later.
Go back to the bank to get the money out of the ATM because I still cant find my ID. Oh guess what? money isn't there.
So of course I yell at the bank people with their heads up their asses. They think (keyword think) that the money should be back on their by tomorrow morning.
they aren't sure but that is what they think. Well thinking while your head is up your ass is never a good thing.
So HOPEFULLY it will be back on there tomorrow. Hopefully my rent check will not be presented to the bank until I get there. Hopefully if it does get there they will not bounce the check.
Hopefully tomorrow I will not have to deal with people that have their heads so far up their ass they can't think straight.
Hopefully.
Hello can I help you?
That depends is your head up your ass?

Tracey